[ If you’re in the mood for some religious horror, good news: Sydney Sweeney’s new horror movie Immaculate is coming to digital platforms this week, just three weeks after the movie opened in theaters. Directed by Michael Mohan, who also directed Sweeney in the 2021 erotic thriller The Voyeurs, Immaculate follows a young nun named … Read more
[ Wherefore art thou, Kim K? American Horror Story: Delicate took a break from its regular storyline surrounding rising star Anna Victoria Alcott (Emma Roberts) and her troublesome pregnancy to dedicate an entire episode to the women also haunted by the Satanic baby-stealing cult before her. With season MVP Kim Kardashian out of the way, … Read more
[ The 1976 horror movie The Omen was one of the ten highest-grossing movies of its release year, the biggest movie of that summer, and the inspiration for three sequels, a remake, and a new prequel. Yet for a lot of people, the Omen series exists in a kind of post-Exorcist haze, far less iconic … Read more
[ The mothers are having a mother off! Do these words mean nothing to you? Honestly, that’s okay. Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk’s American Horror Story: Delicate has returned for the second half of its twisty season after a brief hiatus. From the start, the season has made one thing very clear: Men ain’t shit. … Read more
[ Lisa Frankenstein is now streaming on Peacock, which means it’s about time audiences stop sleeping on this delightful new horror comedy. This movie has everything: Hot Topic fashion, dead boyfriends, and an absolutely hysterical dick joke. What more could you ask for? Written by Diablo Cody (aka the same brilliant mind who wrote Juno … Read more
[ Now available to stream on Netflix, pitch-black comedy Bodies Bodies Bodies shows us what’s next for two incredibly talented young funnywomen: Maria Bakalova, who nabbed an Oscar nomination by stealing Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm from beneath Sacha Baron Cohen. And Rachel Sennott, who made one of 2020’s best, most overlooked films, Shiva Baby, a hardened … Read more
[ Warning: This article contains spoilers for Bodies Bodies Bodies. Read at your own risk! The most terrifying scene in Bodies Bodies Bodies—which is now streaming on Netflix—isn’t the reveal of Pete Davidson’s dead body. It’s not when Maria Bakalova bludgeons Lee Pace with kettle bell. It’s not even when Myha’la Herrold shoots Rachel Sennott … Read more
[ Thanksgiving (now on Netflix) finds slaughtermonger Eli Roth returning to his roots after making a documentary (2021âs Fin) and, shockingly, directing kiddie-movie IP (2018âs The House with a Clock in its Walls). Thanksgiving isnât a new project for the sicko behind Cabin Fever and Hostel; itâs the third fake trailer from Tarantino/Rodriguez Grindhouse project … Read more
[ Need a movie to watch tonight? We got you covered. Check out the 2023 slasher movie Thanksgiving, starring Patrick Dempsey, Nell Verlaque, and Addison Rae. Directed by Eli Roth, Thanksgiving takes place in a small town in Massachusetts that’s being threatened by a killer disguised a John Carver mask around Thanksgiving after a disastrous event occurred on … Read more
[ This week sees the release of Lisa Frankenstein, a teen horror comedy that I in fact have reviewed for a different publication, one located North of the metropolis from which I write this missive. Despite the movie’s PG-13 rating, Lisa — which was written by much-lauded Jennifer’s Body scribe Diablo Cody and directed by … Read more
